Two players are crumpled on top of each other on the ground, struggling to get up. Another has fallen on their back and is alternately folding and stretching their limbs. Most of the rest of the team have crashed through a wall near the side of the pitch, covering the ball in rubble and rounded flesh. It’s just another match day for Manchester United.
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Sickburn! It’s actually (or also…) Goofball Goals, a knockabout football game with comically inept, physics-animated players from the maker of tipsy-shoving fighting game Sumotori Dreams. There’s a demo to download and a short video I took below.
This video is the computer playing itself, which most often causes them to send every player running after the ball at once. It’s never not funny. This video from the creator of the game might give a better sense of how you might control the game yourself, however. You can either select individual players and use keyboard controls to steer them, or click and drag from the feet of people on your team to send them tottering in a particular direction. In either situation, they move with the momentum of a toddler, and are easily tipped over should any friend or foe or ball come in contact with them.
Goofball Goals Soccer Game 3D. By Gravitysensation 5,000,000+ Installs. Goofball Goals is a very happy soccer simulator of Sumotori style. Play soccer (football) with all your emotions. Goofball Goals Soccer Simulator Full Game Soccer Game 3D is a free software program from the Health & Nutrition sub category, part of the house & Hobby category. The app is now available in English, and it was last updated on 2014-11-05. Goofball Goals Soccer Simulator Full Game is a delighted soccer simulator of Sumotori style. Mar 02, 2019 Goofball Goals is a very happy soccer simulator of Sumotori style. Play soccer (football) with all your emotions. Your goofy characters are hard to control, but once you understand how to deal with them, you can position them at the ball to kick it far.
The demo limits matches to 60 seconds in length, but buying the full game let’s you twiddle the settings, creating matches of any length, increasing the size of the ball, the size of the field, or even using a full editor to design your own pitches full of physics objects. It’a $6 from the developer if you’re interested.
I can’t account for its long-term appeal, but Tricky Truck and Sumotori Dreams are both lots of fun, and the latter regularly had me and an office full of people crowded round a computer screen laughing ourselves silly at the sight of two handsy, slapstick automotons trying to stand up.
This app is only available on the App Store for iOS devices.
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Goofball Goals is a very happy soccer game of Sumotori style. Play soccer (football) with all your emotions.
Your goofy characters are hard to control, but once you understand how to deal with them, you can position them at the ball to kick it far. The two included mini game show off the 3D physics model of the game featuring physical character interactions. Tap the screen to throw balls at goofy men. The characters will try to balance themselves, and/or fall over like a ragdoll, then try to stand up. The match time is one minute, just like in every sports. The only In-App Purchase removes the timer and enables game settings, such as more balls. Apple-A6 or -A7 CPU is recommended. What’s NewRatings and Reviews
182 Ratings
Seriously??
Are you guys that money hungry?
Making these mini games 10 seconds long has to be the most stupid thing I've ever heard..what is wrong with you creators? That's not even enough time to barely shoot 1 ball! Make the mini games unlimited, while the actual soccer is 5 minutes, this is a fun game..until the time runs out, for anyone who is looking to not pay for this game to become unlimited, don't get it..your wasting your time....10 seconds, so dumb Read this people!Goofball Goals Online Unblocked
This is a good game! For those complaining about the controls, it's supposed to be like that. If you want to move them correctly just imagine your the player in a first person view, then move accordingly. And then for those complaining about the time for the minigames. ITS a demo and a MINIgame, not a lot to do in a MINIgame.
Great but...
I want a refund. It is the only thing I want. Has good potential, but I can't believe you just made me waste my money. This is just stupid. Selling a car for gas money stupid. This game is extremely laggy. Without further ado please give me a refund I beg you. ?
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